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PostSubject: Hill Billy Divorce   March 5th 2009, 15:41

Fell off my chair laughing when I read this one!

A hillbilly farmer from the deep south who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them thar dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a pickup truck.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

The farmer said,'Yup, ah got a grudge, that's where ah parks the the pickup truck!

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a lil ol white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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